Auntie

Every family has one. If they're lucky they’ll have a few, that Auntie that will snatch off her wig and pull out her teeth right in front of you. You know, that auntie who always keeps it 100, when everyone else in the family be frontin’. Everybody swears she’s crazy. All they really need to do is get to know her but they’re too damn lazy. So here’s to the aunties in the bright red lipstick, who wear their hair rollers to the store, in whose

company you will never be bored.